Friday, July 18, 2008

good and bad news!

good news! i'm going to aviemore with eva et sa famille from 13th-17th august :D more hitting daddy long legs with doormats and archery and "the fun house".

bad news! mr loudmouth (the man who owns the flat above us) is moving in to the flat above us to live there. hes so LOUD.

also i am OUTRAGED because i was woken up last night at 2AM! honestly i sleep through like everything, but there was this american couple outside my window and they were arguing..it went something like this:

MAN: OMG but i like totally forgave you for that time when you said that guy was hot!
SHRILL LADY: OMG but like what about that time when i said "hurry up!" and you like didn't!
MAN: WHAT, do you expect me to be by your side all the time or something?
SHRILL LADY: it was the THEATRE goddammit!

it was utterly ridiculous and very loud! i was going to throw a bucket of water over them, but i decided this was a bad idea as they might shoot me or something, and i can't open my window anyway.

PS. someone come see mamma mia/angus thongs and perfect snogging (i know, i know) with me! cats phone is constantly off and i have no idea who else i can drag along to such things.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

rien!

i have found that there is nothing i like more than those albums to give your dad on fathers day, eg

this, this, or this.

how lame of me!

someone force me to read un sac de billes! and somehow block searching "status quo" on youtube. we're like a third through the summer holidays or something and all i do is watch daily cooks challenge and browse amazon, and shout at my computer cos it keeps breaking! little bastard.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

it took me 3 attempts to find the stupid blog website!

i've resorted to this for entertainment cos i've watched pretty much everything on iplayer/4od.

Fantasy band!

Go to wikipedia, and the first random article you get after clicking the 'random article' button is the name of your band.
Then go to www.quotationspage.com, hit the random quotations button, and the last four words of the very last quote on the page are the title of your first album.
Finally, go to http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ and the third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Name: Christian Ulrik Kastrup (how catchy.)
Album: Be your travel bag
Cover:


oh dear.

i have still not started my french book, there are NOISY BUILDERS upstairs and nothing left to eat but laughing cow cheese and choco snaps.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

my day!

ENGLEESH EXAM.
to be fair, it could've been a loooooooot worse
reading was probably the dullest passages i've ever seen.
so i'm not really sure how the paper for that went.
but writing had like the best questions ever! apart from for 1984, those were shite but there was a really good character essay for the crucible (the sort im alright at ;D) and a poem question about my last duchess! <3

who's david bowie sylvian?
(mildly obsessed with japan -the band- again)

Friday, April 11, 2008

starvation

ugh!
now there is no milk, cereal or bread
so breakfast AND lunch are screwed


so far today i have had 5 digestive biscuits because thats all there bloody is.
and i watched all of series 4 of peep show
im such a hard worker!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

RIGHT

5 bloody minutes of adverts!
neighbours was so much better on the beeb.
ragin.

also,we ran out of cheese so i have like bloody minimalist cheese on toast and i spilled my tea over the rug AND the only apple in the house was all soft and weird, offffft.

and this happened

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

epic yet boring room cleaning post!

so yeah its easter holidays
well "spring holiday" but whatever and im meant to be studying but its now got to the stage where i have even resorted to TIDYING MY ROOM to distract myself. the joy of irritating my neighbours with avril lavigne cds is wearing off *tear*

enjoy this? its actually just another distraction from tidying my room


14:27 - beginning with the desk as it has so much junk on it i actually cant see it anymore. fetch the woolies rubbish-bag!
14:32 - finding many receipts, dad has been buying cashews without my knowledge! outraged much. also found long-lost apu-from-the-simpsons figurine.
14:33 - quite fancy a tea break.
14:35 - thought i had discovered a card for a private detective, turned out to be a taxi company. ah well.
14:36 - yet more discoveries! quite a good purse, some bracelets i havent seen in years, a shoehorn, a highlighter and some shiny blue paint. maybe theres something to be said for tidying after all.
14:37 - pukka stickers!
14:39 - given up on actual tidying, shoving everything in a decorative box, seriously those little miss books taught me so many life skills!
14:44 - found my keys very buried under my keyboard, i only put them down this morning :| must learn to organise better. somehow. also, WERTHERS ORIGINALS get in there.
14:46 - desk done! now to move a giant bag of compost out my room, its fucking bigger than me. 'sake!
14:51 - compost now gone (fuck knows why it was in here anyway o.o). have given the hamster a mad after eights box or something, theres a bit o' recycling for yeez ;) now going to pile books and stuff into a bookshelf (novel) but try cover it up with something so it looks like i did get round to taking them down to the oxfam. does that even make sense? too bad, i've spent 2 minutes typing this anyway so back to work!
14:56 - FUCKING HELL i swear i just saw a giant spider running under my desk, i am typing this at arms length! bloody tidying, i bet kim and aggie dont have to put up with this. now armed with hairspray incase it comes back.
14:58 - false alarm, its only a beetle. i'll hoover it away >.>
14:59 - nice calming under the bridge. i really do want a tea break. found a nice big picture of a macaroni penguin to cheer me up mind.
15:05 - kicking everything behind a computer, thats the way to do it
15:06 - katie ate the beetle. RIP.
15:09 - billy idol looks a bit like thomas from vanity lair. DISTRACTIONS.
15:12 - there are lindt bunny bells everywhere o.O
15:13 - there IS some shake n vac left, tidying with (very slightly more) enthusiasm now
15:16 - £2 bourjois voucher....and another bunny bell >:(
15:22 - i've been at this for nearly an hour now! v. unusual. now throwing all the laundry into the hall, thats the spirit.
15:25 - have thrown everything in front of the wardrobe, now i need to move it so i can put the clean clothes away. *SIGH*. (yesyes, my wardrobes in the hall. my rooms not big enough)
15:28 - so much bloody gardening stuff in my room. pourquoi???
15:37 - tripped over my bag. NEED TEA.
15:46 - got VERY distracted by rocky horror soundtrack. i actually love that film so much <3 but uh yeah tidyings nearly done...sortof.
15:52 - sweet transvestite is one of my favourite songs ever. FACT.
16:09 - GUTTED, theres like the tiniest bit of shake n vac ever left. ah well, im nearly done my magical room-tidying adventure and i can watch peep show and have the tea i've been craving for the past 2 hours.
16:12 - its a bloody mission to get the hoover out the back these days. unusual banging coming from outside! i'll have a wee break >.>
16:14 - peeked out the window, some mad guy is hammering the inside of the boot of his car o__O time 4 hoovering methinks.
16:27 - i HATE hoovering my back is actual so sore now! i only noticed like right at the end i was still wearing heels >.> i'd be a great desparate housewife if i could be bothered with this more often.


well there you go, i dunno what is worse, the fact i wrote this or that you read it.





still need to apply for NI number.
and i refuse to take down the christmas decorations, such as they are.