epic yet boring room cleaning post!

so yeah its easter holidays
well "spring holiday" but whatever and im meant to be studying but its now got to the stage where i have even resorted to TIDYING MY ROOM to distract myself. the joy of irritating my neighbours with avril lavigne cds is wearing off *tear*

enjoy this? its actually just another distraction from tidying my room


14:27 - beginning with the desk as it has so much junk on it i actually cant see it anymore. fetch the woolies rubbish-bag!
14:32 - finding many receipts, dad has been buying cashews without my knowledge! outraged much. also found long-lost apu-from-the-simpsons figurine.
14:33 - quite fancy a tea break.
14:35 - thought i had discovered a card for a private detective, turned out to be a taxi company. ah well.
14:36 - yet more discoveries! quite a good purse, some bracelets i havent seen in years, a shoehorn, a highlighter and some shiny blue paint. maybe theres something to be said for tidying after all.
14:37 - pukka stickers!
14:39 - given up on actual tidying, shoving everything in a decorative box, seriously those little miss books taught me so many life skills!
14:44 - found my keys very buried under my keyboard, i only put them down this morning :| must learn to organise better. somehow. also, WERTHERS ORIGINALS get in there.
14:46 - desk done! now to move a giant bag of compost out my room, its fucking bigger than me. 'sake!
14:51 - compost now gone (fuck knows why it was in here anyway o.o). have given the hamster a mad after eights box or something, theres a bit o' recycling for yeez ;) now going to pile books and stuff into a bookshelf (novel) but try cover it up with something so it looks like i did get round to taking them down to the oxfam. does that even make sense? too bad, i've spent 2 minutes typing this anyway so back to work!
14:56 - FUCKING HELL i swear i just saw a giant spider running under my desk, i am typing this at arms length! bloody tidying, i bet kim and aggie dont have to put up with this. now armed with hairspray incase it comes back.
14:58 - false alarm, its only a beetle. i'll hoover it away >.>
14:59 - nice calming under the bridge. i really do want a tea break. found a nice big picture of a macaroni penguin to cheer me up mind.
15:05 - kicking everything behind a computer, thats the way to do it
15:06 - katie ate the beetle. RIP.
15:09 - billy idol looks a bit like thomas from vanity lair. DISTRACTIONS.
15:12 - there are lindt bunny bells everywhere o.O
15:13 - there IS some shake n vac left, tidying with (very slightly more) enthusiasm now
15:16 - £2 bourjois voucher....and another bunny bell >:(
15:22 - i've been at this for nearly an hour now! v. unusual. now throwing all the laundry into the hall, thats the spirit.
15:25 - have thrown everything in front of the wardrobe, now i need to move it so i can put the clean clothes away. *SIGH*. (yesyes, my wardrobes in the hall. my rooms not big enough)
15:28 - so much bloody gardening stuff in my room. pourquoi???
15:37 - tripped over my bag. NEED TEA.
15:46 - got VERY distracted by rocky horror soundtrack. i actually love that film so much <3 but uh yeah tidyings nearly done...sortof.
15:52 - sweet transvestite is one of my favourite songs ever. FACT.
16:09 - GUTTED, theres like the tiniest bit of shake n vac ever left. ah well, im nearly done my magical room-tidying adventure and i can watch peep show and have the tea i've been craving for the past 2 hours.
16:12 - its a bloody mission to get the hoover out the back these days. unusual banging coming from outside! i'll have a wee break >.>
16:14 - peeked out the window, some mad guy is hammering the inside of the boot of his car o__O time 4 hoovering methinks.
16:27 - i HATE hoovering my back is actual so sore now! i only noticed like right at the end i was still wearing heels >.> i'd be a great desparate housewife if i could be bothered with this more often.


well there you go, i dunno what is worse, the fact i wrote this or that you read it.





still need to apply for NI number.
and i refuse to take down the christmas decorations, such as they are.